Did you pass the Mommy test?

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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information."OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face. When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.

Someone sent this to me and I loved it. I just thought it was worth passing on to all of you!
Enjoy.
~Dawn~

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  1. KimberlyThursday, April 26, 2007

    HAHA i thought this was the coolest thing ever!! I posted it on here as well, lol :D

    ~Kim~

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