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Blonde...

Although I have lots of blonde friends, I just had to post this. It is a good laugh....

knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Now, please don't be offended if you are blonde, someone sent it to me and I almost had an accident in my pants laughing at some of these. I just thought I would share it with all of you!
Dawn

Comments

  1. Hers and HisFriday, February 01, 2008

    People always apologize right after telling a blonde joke in front of me. Then I tell them not to apologize...I'm a STRAWBERRY blonde! :)

    megan

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  2. KimberlyMonday, February 04, 2008

    those were sooo funny!!!! My mom is blonde and my sister too.. they love blonde jokes, lol!!!

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